"I want to have a family portrait taken again, like we did last year."
"Really? Why?"
"I thought it was nice. I liked sending it to our families at Christmas. I like the idea of having a new shot every year -- setting that tradition."
"Hmmmm."
"What?"
"We look the same."
"REALLY. I LOOK THE SAME. REALLY."
"Well, okay. There's that. But it was a hundred and fifty dollars. That's, like, three Wii games."
"I'll tell our children you spent money on video games instead of memories. Also, I'm blogging this and will let your mother take it from there."
5 comments:
HA. Go ahead and tell the kids. They'll think I'm the COOLEST dad ever. :-)
The Wii will be so old-school to our kids, hon. They'll think you're quaint. They'll tell their friends... I don't know what my family looked like when I was young because my dad bought WII GAMES, DUDE, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? cackle cackle cackle
Dude...get the Wii games! You can get somebody else to take a picture of y'all. Ummm....don't y'all work at a newspaper that has decent photographers? Hello?! One of them must be able to be bought for a beer.
Hey, Jules, Maddie and I just took the Wii fitness challenge. The Wii, which is a computer and therefore can't be wrong, says I am as fit as a 26-year-old. LOL.
Your niece is as fit as a 70-year-old. She's not happy about that at all.
You guys clearly need to learn to compromise. The success of any relationship is......hell, what would I know about that?
Fight it out.
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