Macaques, to be specific.
The chase came after Elizabeth and I were stuck on a frozen island with a random guy who wouldn't give her his jacket. She was cold, he was a jerk, and then came the macaques. As I ran through the field, I turned to warn everyone that the macaques were coming. As I stopped to yell "MACAQUES!" at the top of my lungs, they started to surround me. One of them took a nibble out of the back of my thigh, so I kicked backward as hard as I could ...
... and nailed my dear husband in the shin as he slept away the last 15 minutes before his alarm went off.
His groaning woke me so I realized that, in fact, macaques were not trying to eat me. And then I realized that I had assaulted the poor man as he slept.
"Why did you kick me?" he asked, his voice filled with sleep and bewilderment.
I tried to explain about the macaques and the frozen island, but all that happened was that I got hysterical giggles and laughed so hard I cried. All Hunter could do was stare at me and chuckle as I apologized in between giggles.
Getting a body pillow might not be a bad idea after all - to protect Hunter from my flying limbs. And the macaques.
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Here's a funny pregnant story that I have never confessed to ANYONE. I was 7 months preggers or so and was desperate for chocolate one night. I thought for sure there had to be some in our pantry so I searched every shelf. As I was getting to the lower shelves, I toppled over because, well, you saw the pictures, I looked like a weeble wobble. Anyway, as I toppled over, I "tooted". I found that funny so I started giggling which made Rob giggle at me which made me giggle harder. Soon, I was laughing so hard I was crying and I peed my pants a little...remember, I had a big kid sitting on my bladder. Between fits of giggles, I announced that I peed a little which made Rob laugh uncontrollably. So there I was sitting on the floor in front of the pantry holding my crotch and telling him not to laugh or I would pee more. He covered his mouth and tried to hold the giggles in as I did the hold-the-pee-in waddle walk to the bathroom. I don't think we've ever laughed so hard.
I know you're laughing right now. Admit it, you just peed your pants a little didn't you...
jules
THAT IS AWESOME. I didn't pee, but I did laugh really loudly at my desk at work.
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