Monday, May 18, 2009

The Littlest Mad Lib

One day, a little boy __________________ (fell from the sky / sunbathed near his house / was left on the grass by his mother).




A good-looking man came by and said, "Little boy, what are you doing here?" The little boy said, _____________________________ ("I've been shot." / "I'm drunk." / "I'm four months old and my mother has a weird sense of humor.")

The man said, "Let me help you. This is how normal parents act."



Then the good-looking man said, "Let's go to the pond."



While surveying the fountain and the ducks, the boy reflected on his afternoon.


Then he turned to his mother and said, _________________ ("Thanks for letting me discover grass." / "This man is so handsome, he must be my father." / "Honestly, mom, enough with the camera."

3 comments:

The Wrenns said...

That is so creative! I love it!

Patty George said...

Helooks like someone ate his fish!!!!! Or maybe it's the paparazzi and they are getting on his last nerve! He is seriously cute in that hat!

Julie said...

Hey, you finally caught a non-constipated expressionn....although I would say it is an exasperrated look of "enough witht eh camera".

You are ridiculously witty. I'm jealous.